| G-Salereview by KJ
            Doughton, 20 June 2003
 Seattle International Film Festival
            2003 As
            the voyeuristic era of "reality" based entertainment like Jackass,
            Survivor, and American Idol collides with the
            "almost real" parodies of Christopher Guest, (A
            Mighty Wind, Best of Show)
            a film like Randy Nargi’s G-Sale
            is initially difficult to distinguish as fact or fiction. Like
            Guest’s rock stars and dog-lovers, the spirited garage sale
            junkies who inhabit this funny film seem awfully true to life.
            Ultimately, however, we catch on that we’re in mockumentary land,
            and that such familiar folks live only in Nargi’s fertile
            imagination. 
            
            
            
             As
            we’re whisked away on this digitally filmed video journey through
            real estate offices, sedans, and retro shops, we meet a gaggle of
            garage sale fanatics. Tracking their query like archeologists on a
            grand quest, these suburban successors to Indiana Jones are observed
            stalking yards, basements, and estate-sale living rooms, in pursuit
            of chartreuse salt and pepper shakers, elephants chiseled from
            "compressed coconut," and antique board games.
            
             Set
            in the make-believe northwest community of Bogwood, G-Sale introduces this carpet of colorful obsessive-compulsives as
            they covet, collect, and hoard second hand items that somehow
            reinforce their respective identities. The sought-after trinkets
            pursued by Nargi’s salivating hunters are more than just frothy
            diversions. They’re reminders that each of these lost souls is
            still alive.
            
             Ed
            La Sale (Scott Burns), for instance, is a middle-aged designer of
            virtual-reality video games. Perched in front of an office P.C., Ed
            pridefully explains that he once invented a hit computer role-play
            game called "Caves and Beasts." Unfortunately, this cash
            cow ultimately came crashing down. "Game players went
            delusional," Ed recalls, "like a tax assessor who went to
            work dressed as his favorite character, Melinda the Fairy
            Princess." Later, after a frustrated secretary was inspired by
            the game to behead her boss, Ed’s career hit the skids.
            "There is such a thing as bad publicity," he laments.
            "That killed sales." 
            
             Nargi
            has obviously enjoyed the considerable time spent inventing obscure
            knicknacks, trinkets, trifles, and tidbits for G-Sale.
            One highly coveted, hard-to-find board game, for instance, was taken
            off the market because of its potential harm to children. "The
            stiff paper stock it was printed on," one character explains
            with a dead-serious, all-business monotone, "was causing kids
            to get paper cuts like crazy. So they recalled it." 
            
             Acting
            as the stomping ground for such savvy shoppers, the Bogwood town
            also becomes a weighty character in the G-Sale
            mix. Malcolm Urubaden (Terry Johnson), a dedicated town historian,
            proudly proclaims that Bogwood "has more garages per capita
            than any town in the nation."
            
             Meanwhile,
            we’re educated to the entire sweep of American garage sale
            culture, courtesy Vicky Bell (Mary White), a no-nonsense Real Estate
            agent whose hyper-organized, anal retentive approach to life makes
            Martha Stewart look like Felix Unger. "People get confused by
            the nomenclature," she explains. "On the East Coast, they
            have tag sales. In the Midwest, they have yard sales. In the south,
            they have porch sales or ‘gimme’ sales. The West Coast, of
            course, has garage sales or ‘g-sales." 
            
             The
            portly heart of G-Sale,
            however, is embodied by Ted D’Arms, a burly teddy bear of a man
            with the heft and humor of John Goodman. Playing frustrated sitcom
            icon Dick Nickerson, retired star of a revered 60’s sitcom called
            "Pot o’ Gold," D’Arms exposes the complicated layers
            of a man both applauded and tormented by his past. After playing a
            gregarious leprechaun on the legendary series, Nickerson has been
            typecast ever since. "I was on a commercial for a frosted
            children’s cereal," he reveals with a sigh, "and worked
            on another one for a green and white Irish soap." 
            
             Ultimately,
            Nargi’s motley crew of eccentric pack rats is assembled together
            at an estate sale. Like "Survivor" contestants competing
            for a million dollar prize, these rival buyers sweet-talk,
            double-cross, and out-maneuver each other to bag this second-hand
            big game. 
            
             G-Sale
            isn’t out to save the world or probe deep issues. It’s a light
            day’s entertainment, as tasty and satisfying as a latte sipped
            from the shores of Lake Washington. Meanwhile, Nargi is a Seattle
            talent to be commended for putting Puget Sound Parody on the map.
            
            
            
             
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            Directed
            by:Randy Nargi
 Starring:Jessi Badami
 Scott Burns
 Tracey Conway
 Henry Dardenne
 Ted D'Arms
 Robin Douglas
 Jimmi Parker
 Wantland Sandel
 Mary White
 Terry T.J. Johnson
 Julianne Louise Reynolds
 Matt Riedy
 Geoffrey Alm
 Joe Morgan
 Dana Keller
 Rated:NR - Not Rated.
 This film has not
 been rated.
 
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