|
|
The Haunting Review by Eddie Cockrell
A number of months ago, Liam Neeson caused a minor ripple in the entertainment constellation when he seemed to hint at retirement in a magazine interview. At the time the culprit was assumed to be the deleterious effects of acting in empty rooms opposite blue screens in the service of George Lucas vision for Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace. The release of this overblown technical exercise -- a new nightmare from Steven Spielbergs DreamWorks -- puts Neesons remarks in clearer focus: having your name and face associated with this cold, disjointed, lavish yet astonishingly perfunctory enterprise would prompt the sturdiest of men to consider another line of work. In his zeal to study the nature of fear, Neesons stodgily intense Dr. Jeffrey Marrow makes the tragic decision to fool a number of people in to spending some time in a huge country manor thought to be haunted by the ghost of its builder, textile magnate Hugh Crain. Theres the confidently beautiful and openly bisexual Theo (Catherine Zeta-Jones), wide-eyed slacker Luke (Rushmore co-writer Owen Wilson) and the emotionally frail, spinsterish Eleanor (Lili Taylor). Of the three, only Eleanor is given a prologue: having recently spent many years caring for her invalid mother, shes been unceremoniously dismissed by her sisters boorish family. Thus in search of some love and security of her own, Nell, as she likes to be called, is the perfect receptor for the spirits who make themselves known almost immediately upon arrival and reveal a supernatural game of cat-and-mouse which has been ongoing for a century.
This new version visualizes what was left to the imagination, stripping the story of all mystery and tension. In its place is the kind of cheap terror that finds people jumping at their reflections in mirrors, bumping into one another in dark hallways and being victimized by intricate special effects (which can and do rear up at any moment and are thus frightening only by default). Additionally, the story has been fatally retooled into a good vs. evil morality play, resulting in the originals subplot of the doctors skeptical wife charging in for a visit and disappearing in the bowels of the house being swapped with some nonsense about the souls of the children who expired in Crains sweatshop manifesting themselves to Nell as wraiths under sheets and ornately carved wooden heads come to life. Even the mood-setting narration, lifted almost directly from the story and used to chilling effect in the original film, has been jettisoned for no apparent reason (some changes are just trivial: all character names are the same save Neesons, which was Markway in the story and first film). Much has been made of the house and its elaborate trappings. Ironically, the exteriors were shot at Englands Harlaxton Manor in Grantham, Lincolnshire (Wise filmed about ten miles from Stratford-on-Avon). As impressive as the sets strive to be (they were shot in the same Long Beach, California facility which at one time housed another folly, Howard Hughes Spruce Goose -- the airplane too heavy to fly), theyre so tidy and well-lit that the cumulative effect is of scale out of proportion to story, an airplane hangar turned knickknackatory with no purpose other than to overwhelm with size. That Hollywood can do. The fake feel of the sets isnt helped at all by director Jan De Bont (Twister),
who, faced with a house moving around people instead of people moving around a house,
seems to be confused about where to place his actors and put his camera. Typical of this tonal miscalculation, theres a telling early sequence in the movie where Marian Seeds caretaker recites her menacing rules regarding nighttime service in the house. Its one of the few speeches preserved from the book and first film, serving to set a palpable sense of foreboding. Here the exact same lines are played for genuine laughs, proving once again that the movies dont change, the audiences do. If such flagrant dumbing-down is tolerated, theyll be more of it; the good news is apparently preview audiences across the country have laughed it off the screen (at least one such raucous bunch did, shining promotional pocket flashlights at the screen while groaning with disbelief), and the early reviews have been blistering. In the end, this empty house will provoke no retirements. Neesons apparently staying in the biz, and De Bont will next produce Minority Report for director Spielberg and star Tom Cruise. If theres any point at all to this large, loud fiasco, it may be to guide viewers to the original, a little movie from a very different time that will leave you not pummeled, but genuinely unsettled. Contents | Features | Reviews
| Books | Archives | Store |
|
|