For a minute, Men In Black II looks like it's going to do something new-ish. Agent Jay (Will Smith), jaded after five years with MIB -- during which time he has endured a series of dullsville partners -- is assigned to work with Agent F, a.k.a. Frank (gruff voice by Tim Blaney), the pug dog. While Frank is enthusiastic about the mission and the partnership (warbling "I Will Survive" out the car window, then barking along to the chorus of "Who Let the Dogs Out"), Jay remains mostly depressed, insisting that Frank shut up or "stay."
Frank is a singular kick. But Jay's dour demeanor places him -- momentarily -- in the position that Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) occupied in the original Men In Black. But you know this situation won't last, that Smith won't play straight man for too long. Which means that, while it's terrific fun whenever Frank opens his little digitized mouth (accused of certain doglike behavior, he snaps, "That's canine profiling, and I resent it!"), soon the regular buddy dynamic will be reinstated. And things get considerably less terrific.
Jay proceeds to locate and de-neuralyze Kay (Tommy Lee Jones), who, since giving up his memory and career in the last film, has been working at a Massachusetts post office; he's also been abandoned by that much-beloved wife for whom he gave up so much (women!). In order to repeat the first film's success, the filmmakers, including director Barry Sonnenfeld, have decided that close repetition of plot and characterization is imperative.
As for Frank, well, once the action heats up, the creepily charismatic diminutive pooch is mostly consigned to the sidelines. Can't be having no dog dominate a multi-million action-comedy-summer-blockbuster, not no-how.
From the moment Kay is recovered (just after Jay has a little beatbox language exchange with alien Biz Markie), MIBII increasingly resorts to formula, just about all plot elements come back: Jay and Kay argue; Jay gets to run a couple of non-threatening "black man" jokes; a pretty girl sort-of-but-not-really comes between them; they seek and battle a giant-buggish alien, who simultaneously seeks some crucial, cosmos-changing item. The girl is Laura (Rosario Dawson), a pizza joint employee; the alien is a nasty, black-tentacly alien named Serleena (played in human form by Lara Flynn Boyle); and the crucial item is something called the Light of Zartha).
Serleena arrives on earth looking like her real self (small, powerful, part-plant-part-insectish), then takes a Victoria's Secret model's form that she happens upon in a magazine. Soon after, she takes as her punky-goon-henchman a sublimely stupid two-headed alien named Scrad, a.k.a. Charlie, played by Jackass's Johnny Knoxville (in fact, his ILM-effected second head is not very convincing, lacking dimension and color).
That these characters are both functions of crass popular culture -- Serleena learns quickly that flashing her breasts makes men delirious, Scrad is most definitely a jackass -- underlines the way that the MIB movies negotiate pop culture and media, as means to human self-understanding and -inflation. One of the 1997 original's more successful gags was the moment when Jay learned that certain weirdo-celebs (and his third grade teacher) were really aliens -- folks like Al Roker, George Lucas, Isaac Mizrahi, Newt Gingrich. While aliens are creators of art, politics, and culture, humans are consumers, and moreover, they like it like that. The MIB's mission, as Jay learned way back when, is to preserve human routine and ignorance, so people can believe they're alone in the universe and so, in control of their "happy lives," as Kay sardonically observes.
To attain this end, the MIB organization stipulates anonymity and conformity, that whole "the last suit you'll ever wear" business. The very popularity of the first film -- in which Jay and Kay are essential sequel elements rather than anonymous and expendable -- complicates the concept, but hardly eradicates it. One of some twenty-one sequels coming to theaters in 2002, MIBII makes it a point not to mess with viewer expectations. Instead, it invites you to luxuriate in the familiar, to enjoy what you've enjoyed before. In addition to the return of Jay, Kay, and Frank, the film includes re-appearances by MIB Chief Zed (Rip Torn), pawnbroker Jeebs (Tony Shaloub), and Mr. Show's David Cross (despite the fact that his morgue attendant geek was slimed in the first film; here he plays a video store geek).
Repetition rules. As Will Smith's soundtrack single, "Black Suits Comin' (Nod Ya Head)," puts it, rather succinctly, "The Men In Black is back to protect the world. / When the enemy is near, the elite is here, / So have no fear, just let me see you / Nod ya head! The Black Suits Comin'." The MIB -- movie franchise and secret organization -- depends on commodification, homogenization, and commercial overkill -- see, for instance, the current film's tie-in with Burger King's "back porch grillers," seemingly connected to Jay and Kay, though it's unclear just how.
What the sequel does make abundantly clear is that the apparently accidental harmonies of the first can -- indeed must -- be turned into calculation. MIBII comes equipped with the aforementioned tie-ins, the first film's popularity, and perhaps most importantly, the association with Smith's ritual (however mythic) lock on the July 4 box office.
However you feel about Smith -- he's a perpetual good sport, a self-involved movie star, a profit-making machine, talented comedian, or upstanding "role model" -- he has been doing his part to promote this package: film, CD, and self. And of all the non-threatening-to-white-folks rappers, he's extended his reign the longest (anybody remember Coolio?) For this go-round, he's appeared on Tonight (laughing along with Leno as if that guy is funny), Today (a couple of times, first as the family-friendly rapper supreme, born to reign, then as the movie star), Bravo's Actors' Studio, on MTV variously, on BET's Testimony, etc., etc.
Review by Cynthia Fuchs · Nitrate Online
