The Kid Stays in the Picture
review by Elias Savada, 18 October 2002

In a world that is too often catering to the habits of today's teenagers and twentysomethings, it's a shame that The Kid Stays in the Picture's only appreciative audience might be those of us with memories deep enough to recall the rise and fall and rise again of one of the industry's true crap-shooting visionaries.

"There are three sides to every story: my side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories serve each one differently." -- Robert Evans

Life, and feature documentaries about it, fall somewhere within that learned Evansism. Often cinematic outcasts in a big screen world of oversized action flicks, family comedies, and teenage angst melodramas, cinematic "realities" generally get lost in the boxoffice shuffle. It's generally only when the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences offers the public what it thinks are the "best of the best" in this category -- something it's done with more than an occasional misinformed hiccup -- that any filmgoer will even learn these films exist. Then finding them at your local theater is akin to the search for the holy grail. Generally you'll wait a few months and find them playing on PBS or a premium cable network. Thank god for the growing popularity of the DVD.

No, I'm not going to get on my soapbox and urge any of you to rethink your film-going habits, at least not after the next sentence or three. For those readers inclined to waste their dollars on Goldmember, The Master of Disguise, or feardotcom, don't! As penance if you snookered a date, a friend, or your mother to any of these films, get thee to a documentary. Get thee to The Kid Stays in the Picture.

Academy-Award nominated filmmakers Brett Morgen and Nanette Burstein (1998's On the Ropes) have not only tackled a bigger-than-life subject, Hollywood producer Evans, but have made it gamely entertaining. In a world that is too often catering to the habits of today's teenagers and twentysomethings, it's a shame that The Kid's only appreciative audience might be those of us with memories deep enough to recall the rise and fall and rise again of one of the industry's true crap-shooting visionaries.

Yet Morgen and Burstein's move from the cinéma-verité style of their earlier feature to a stock footage-based subject has allowed them to experiment with some well-blended, kitschy sound tricks and even more exciting visuals and some amusing CGI effects, something I've not seen heretofore in this genre.

Based on Evans' wildly anecdotal 1994 book and its extremely successful six-hour audio version, in which the author adds his own notoriously nuanced delivery, Morgen and Burstein made the only appropriate decision in adapting the material to film -- making sure Evans was on board as the non-stop, self-depreciating raconteur with the brick memory.

They begin the chronological tale with Evans as the pretty-boy partner with his brother in Evan-Picone, the family women's clothing business, to his pool-side discovery by actress Norma Shearer, who picks him to play her late husband, legendary Hollywood producer Irving Thalberg, in the Lon Chaney biopic The Man of a Thousand Faces. It was his next role, as a matador opposite Ava Gardner in The Sun Also Rises, that earned his autobiography and this film its title. Seems Hemingway and the rest of the cast was furious at Evans appearing, but it was the celebrated Darryl Zanuck who insisted that "the kid stays in the picture."

While his acting career floundered following his lead in The Fiend Who Walked the West, his greater sense of impeding importance within the film industry, thanks to a New York Times profile of Evans. Gulf+Western (then owner of Paramount Pictures) chief Charlie Bludhorn anointed Evans with a prime position within the studio. Before he could say "Hollywood, here I come," he was head of production. Box-office hits and lovely anecdotes follow. Rosemary's Baby and Mia Farrow. Goodbye, Columbus. Love Story. The Godfather. Ali MacGraw, a.k.a. Mrs. Robert Evans then the ex-Mrs. Robert Evans. And on the soundtrack a hilariously mimic: Evans as Farrow, as MacGraw, as Bludhorn.

It's all quite amusing, Evans' courtship and 1969 marriage to Miss Snotnose. The near-collapse of Paramount (rescued by a product reel directed by Mike Nichols for the G+W board featuring Evans as a flashier version of Rod Serling). The Cotton Club scandal. Murder. Money. Drugs. The fall of grace for the reigning king of the Paramount mountain.

Even during the end credits, the filmmakers had tacked on a truly hilarious post script featuring twenty-five-year-old footage of Dustin Hoffman (perhaps some entertainment originally intended for the wrap party of Marathon Man?) doing his crazed got-to-be-seen impersonation of a legend in his own mind.

Evans' bigger-than-life struggle through success, tragedy, and ultimate reinvention of self is a perfect story for the big screen. The public's fascination with all things Hollywood makes this a bonafide attention grabber; Evans' story and storytelling attributes and filmmakers' Morgen and Burstein's stylish approach to the subject makes this a reel crowd-pleaser. Of course it ends with Evans back on top, right where he expects he should be (and, yes, he's still at Paramount). Should the sometimes strangely fickle Oscar voters deem this worthy of a statue next spring, Evans will be back right where he belongs. Center stage.

Directed by:
Brett Morgen
Nanette Burstein

Written by:
Brett Morgen

Rated:
R - Restricted.
Under 17 requires parent
or adult guardian
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